As of yesterday, I own a lawnmower. This seems very, very wrong (although since the one provided by our landlord had smoke coming from it, it is ultimately very right).
I’m 21 years old. Should I really have such assets like this of my own? I can’t get used to the idea, really.
anything that has spinning blades and makes a cool noise is good, no matter if it does just cut grass. buy it. buy it now. (also a chain saw)
It already is bought – 50. Sadly I’ve no use for a chainsaw, have I?
There is always use for a chainsaw?
Methinks Fatty’s been playing a little too much GTA, of late…
Second most likely to become a serial killer, indeed!
Ben is a 24 year old Web Developer from Cambridge and is a computing graduate of the University of Manchester.