I have a new mobile phone number. The old one will probably still function for a few months, but I won’t have it on me. If you know me and you want it and haven’t had it pushed at you from some other medium, just ask.

It’s what computers have become; a marketing slogan that’s over ambitious, pretentious and painfully accurate all at once.

Most computers you could buy today are abysmally bloated, confusing monstrosities of metal and software. The Nokia N95 is the same: It crams more features into a handset than previously possible, and proceeds to make each and every [...]